Barefoot in the office……
Well, the world has changed immeasurably in the last few weeks and months: banks have gone under, the world economy is in a downward spiral and large numbers of people have lost their jobs.
This means therefore that jobseekers are desperate – certainly in Britain at the moment- and will now consider working conditions that they might otherwise have rejected…………just imagine what that might mean if you are looking for a new secretary or pa.
Let’s look at a new type of job advertisement :
PA required, usual computer skills etc, ability to work barefoot in warm tropical-style office environment. CV and barefoot photo to Sensuality Productions etc.
I think this is the new way to revolutionise office work and make life just SO much more interesting. After turning up the heat in the office so you can wear short-sleeves – can you imagine the thrill of interviewing candidates for the job and asking them to take off their shoes at the door ? You would soon find out who has the prettiest feet and the loveliest toes.
Once you decision is made and your new employee starts work - can you imagine the thrill of having a new secretary walk across the room to your desk carrying a sheaf of papers for signature when she is barefoot ? She would stand beside you patiently waiting, while you took the time to gaze longingly at her beautiful feet – maybe you could insist on pretty nail varnish to match the flowers in the office – women go for things like that!
Let’s take this to the next level – most companies have a ‘performance monitoring system where each employee is interviewed every six months and is marked on a series of ludricrous questions and tasks. This mark is then considered whenever annual bonuses or promotions are up for grabs: everyone wants more money, including secretaries and pa’s.
How about introducing a new condition for bonus eligibility – going barefoot ? How about recognising good behaviour by rewarding them with a lovely silver toe ring – which they have to wear at work ? Girls like to sit on the chair with their feet tucked under them – letting you see the soles of their feet sometimes. Going barefoot for some girls is just so natural it’s like breathing….
How do I know all this ? Because, here in England, I need a new pa and I have begun to send out feelers to the employment agencies: so far I’ve received over 20 applications…..some of them who just simply LOVE the idea of working barefoot. I have had applications from English girls, Brazilians, Portugese, South Africans, Australians, Swedes and French.
This is so exciting I cannot possibly let you down by failing to reveal what happens next……so I won’t.
Watch this page for the next instalment.
………you will find girls showing their feet in shoe shops as they buy themselves strappy sandals for all those office parties later in the month. A casual look in any high street store will reveal groups of giggling girls all changing out of work shoes and taking their socks off as they try on beautiful black high heels and sandals to give an air of elegance and class. There is nothing…but nothing….that excites girls quite so much as buying new shoes for parties.
The office party is an established tradition in the more sophisticated parts of the world where wild drunken behaviour and unseemly gyrations to dreadfull music is accepted as the norm and indeed expected. It is essential to remain sober if you are to reap the benefit of the situation. Dancing becomes more and more uninhibited as the evening progresses and here is your opportunity to find yourself coupled with that gorgeous half-Spanish brunette from the marketing department (check for a wedding ring first) who you only see at meetings………..now is the time to pay her that special attention at the table (women notice these things immediately) and give her a toe ring as a token of your admiration for her: She will take off her shoes for you……if you ask nicely enough…..she will ....and don’t forget to kiss her.
So you don’t have a office party at Christmas huh ?
Now even the most ardent admirer of female feet may find it difficult to take time off work to go shopping …..and of course coincidentally look for shoes themselves and weekend duties may make this impossible. So here we are in the most festive season of the entire year and it appears to be dismally empty of lovely barefeet !!!
Not so……most of the western world had huge sales in the department stores after Christmas and of course this includes furniture …..and yes…it includes sofas and beds: many people like to try the beds before they buy them – not unnaturally – and to roll around on top of a bed in a big store you should take off your shoes first. Here you will find groups of girls – usually nursing students or teachers in training - who all share apartments together going shopping for cheap furniture. They will be moving about from room to room and bed to bed so you need to be vigilant. Many of them will take off their shoes at the entrance to the store and walk about barefoot until it’s time to leave. Believe me ….that can be – quite simply – the greatest pleasure that Christmas can bring.
Every foot connoisseur knows there is nothing quite so enjoyable as watching women in the summer – all those lovely warm evenings when women relax in long cotton skirts and finally feel able to stretch out …. … and take off their shoes.
The pleasure becomes more intense when for most of the year the temperature is cold and the weather generally wet – like Britain for example – and you have to wait months for sunshine to arrive: but when it does, I can assure you that women in Britain, like the rest of the world, love to wear sandals and show off.
Suddenly the world is full of the most beautiful sandaled feet – carefully pampered and pedicured – lovely long toes and nail polish – sometimes toe rings and even tattoos. A whole world of sandals appears – taken out of the winter shoe cupboard – Roman sandals, Indian sandals, Scholl sandals, sandals with low heels, sandals with high heels, sandals in every colour imaginable and every type of leather.
But where in Britain would you actually see barefoot women ?
Unlike California or Florida, or much of southern France and the whole of Australia, this is not a major feature of British life and I am sad to say that most British women have no idea how enchanting and seductive they look in pretty sandals or barefeet.
Well, over the next few months we will be exploring some of the places where women go barefoot in Britain. We will be speaking to women to collect their views and find out their reasons for going barefoot. We hope to post some photos of barefoot British women for your enjoyment and pleasure – and your comments are welcome, no matter how personal or private. We will try to meet women from every way of life – secretaries, models, actresses, lawyers, policewomen, nurses, air stewardesses ………
Stay tuned and look out for the first report in a few days’ time………..happy waiting !
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